First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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