we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You may now shotgun with the bride
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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