After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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