Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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