Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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