youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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