Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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