When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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