I just made out with a guy for $7.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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