This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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