ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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