I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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