I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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