How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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