If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.