Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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