i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We talked him into tasing himself.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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