you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I wish you could order shots online.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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