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I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you

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(803): I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you http://tfl.nu/rx95

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last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar

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(303): last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar http://tfl.nu/1mlv

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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!

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(503): I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!! http://tfl.nu/reo6

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I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube

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(617): I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube http://tfl.nu/ozne

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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.

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(520): I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock. http://tfl.nu/8w5i

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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?

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(813): I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this? http://tfl.nu/o9lt

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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?

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(215): What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many? http://tfl.nu/72mb

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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.

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(775): At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later. http://tfl.nu/5mcf

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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with

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(812): There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with http://tfl.nu/wqvq

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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!

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Look at your life. Look at your choices.

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(305): Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up! (216): Look at your life. Look at your choices. http://tfl.nu/vob0

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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.

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(307): They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on. http://tfl.nu/xhc3

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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins

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(412): You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins http://tfl.nu/ug6k

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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder

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(503): Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder http://tfl.nu/i6jl

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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...

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(+44): wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay... http://tfl.nu/ag6z

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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits

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(250): you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits http://tfl.nu/x1wq

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