Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!