i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.