Yo dont text me then not text me
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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