I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
vagina is talking i cant
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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