hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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