have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
