im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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