I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Randomize