ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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