So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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