This girl is more easily done than said...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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