i wish there were pregnant emoticons
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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