come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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