is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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