her vagine was all disorganized.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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