I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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