My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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