i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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