dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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