Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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