He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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