i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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