I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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