Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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