Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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