Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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