I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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