My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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