What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I am mentally ready for anal.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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