Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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