So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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