Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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