Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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