That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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