Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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