i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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