So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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