She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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