test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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