They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You need Xanax blowdarts
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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