Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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