Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
is it fun? or sober?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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