At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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